CHRIS BROWN PLEA BARGAINS

Today was judgment day for Chris Brown in the felony assault case vs. Rihanna in whether he will serve jail time or not.


Lawyers announced that a plea deal has been reached and it goes as follows:

• Chris Brown is found guilty of felony assault
• 5 years supervised probation and has to check in with the judge every 3 months
• 180 days of hard labor
• enroll in domestic violence counseling
• must stay at least 50 yards away from one another for the next 5 years (vice versa)
  
• if they're at the same event, they must stay at least 10 yards away from each other
  
• no jail time

Since no cameras were allowed inside the courtroom, a sketch of Rihanna was provided & it's been told that she entered the courtroom only when Chris Brown left, making it easier on her to testify.


And because Chris plead guilty, he is now a convicted felon. All his paperwork and such will say he is a convicted felon and he will no longer be able to vote or carried a concealed weapon.


I say be a frickin saint for the next 10 years Chris Breezy. You got off pretty easy here.


Case closed. We can all now move on to. . . . Rihanna & drizzy Drake lol.

IT'S DARK & JAIL IS HOT

Damn. Seems like DMX just can't get his shit together!

After 8 days of being released from the Arizona Tent City Jail, the pitbull lover copped a plea & pled guilty to another crime; an attempted aggravated assault (a felony) back on May 22nd, after an incident where he verbally threatened some guards while he was locked up there.
(Supposedly they made him wear pink stripes & only served him 2 tiny portions of food a day to eat.)

Uhhhhh. It is JAIL.

He's due back in Maricopa County court for sentencing on Monday.

Let's see if he'll hafta rock those pink stripes again. Cement boots & all.