2009 ESPY AWARDS

The 2009 ESPY Awards hosted by Samuel L. Jackson, went down last night at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles. Celebrities and stars all came out to see which athletes would capture what awards. Check out some pics:

Will.i.Am & race car driver Danika Patrick.

LA Lakers' Derek Fisher & his wife.

Vanessa & LA Lakers Kobe Bryant. Your boobies look mushed and pushed 'Nessa.

Terrell T.O Owens was present but fully clothed.

LA Sparks veteran Lisa Leslie & Brooke Burke.

Denver Nuggets' Carmelo Anthony. Loving the linen suit and the colors too! A very fly look.

Mike Tyson & Evander Holyfield. I wonder what they were talking about.

Wyclef Jean.

Condalezza Rice & Wimbledon champion Serena Williams.

Newlyweds Hank Baskett & his pregnant wife Kendra Wilkinson.

Venus Williams looking fab.

And of course Stevie Wonder was there to serenade the crowd.

The show will air this Sunday on ESPN @ 9PM.




Looking at these pics, but where's Lebron?????

KOBE RESPONDS TO LEBRON BEING DUNKED ON

So the sports world was going crazy last week when there was a video of Lebron James being posterized by a two-handed dunk at his Nike-run Lebron James Skills Academy in Akron, Ohio by a sophomore guard from Xavier University.



People are starting to call King James a sore l0ser because the footage was confiscated by Nike, making it seem like he went through great lengths to make sure no one saw the tape!



Well that is completely false. Half false at least.



Nike Basketball's Senior Director Lynn Merrit who was the one to take the tapes from the journalists said "Unfortunately, for the first time in four years, two journalists did not respect our no-videotaping policy at an after-hours pick-up game Monday evening following the LeBron James Skills Academy."


And a source close to Lebron told the Cleveland-Plain Dealer, "Jordan Crawford is a great player. LeBron has been dunked on before, it's no big deal. It was a pickup game and it happened in competition."

I agree! People think it's the end of the world when Lebron gets dunked on. It's rare, but it does happen.



Well Kobe seems to think that although it may not be the end of the world, no one will ever dunk on him at his camp.



Here's some footage from Kobe's Basketball Camp:

Haha gotta love it.

LEBRON & KOBE NIKE COMMERCIAL: CAR JUMP

LEBRON & KOBE NIKE COMMERCIAL: UNSTOPPABLE

Edited for Lebron. Good luck! LOL.

KOBE CREEPIN'

Kobe just won the NBA Championship so he should be stress free right???


WRONG.


This might bring his stress factor way up high!


Sources are saying that a woman by the name of Carla DiBello and Kobe are having an affair! The two reportedly linked up when he came back from China after winning the gold medal at the Olympics, meaning they've been together on the low for about a year now. She travels to all the Lakers' road games, he buys pricey gifts and pays for everything she wants.


And someone within the Laker camp have spoken up about the scandal saying, "friends and family are not allowed to go to Orlando for the series, but Kobe got special approval from both Phil Jackson and Dr. Buss to let Carla DiBello come. There is no way that Carla can explain why she is court side taking cell phone pics of Kobe. This girl will never be able to hide all of her scandalous activity. She was in Orlando at the game Friday night (no friends and family allowed). That is probably why Kobe played like sh*t. He single handedly lost the game."


Damn Kobes. When Vanessa gets wind of this, there's gonna be a shitload of problems for you! You're gonna have to tattoo her name across your frickin forehead this time around.

LAKERS ARE THE 2009 NBA CHAMPIONS

The Los Angeles Lakers are the 2009 NBA Champions. They defeated the Orlando Magics and earned their win yesterday 99-86 in a 4-1 series.

Arguably the best player in the league, Kobe Bryant had 30 points, five assists, and four blocks. Kobe spoke about redeeming himself and his team after their loss last year in the finals to the Boston Celtics in a 39 point defecit, leading to Celtics' 2008 NBA Championship win.

Dwight Howard had little to cheer about but he is now mentioned in the same category with legends like Patrick Ewing and Kareem Abdul Jabbar for his efforts in the whole series and that in itself is a huge accomplishment.


Coach Phil Jackson can also be put into a record breaking category too. This is Jackson's 10th championship, tieing him for the most championships in a sport alongside Red Aurebach during his reign with the Boston Celtics.

Congratulations!! Kobe is the man, mang.

Even though the NBA season is done, you know I'll still be posting those Nike commercials lol. Here's the next one Lebron & Kobe: An Afternoon with Lil Dez. My 2nd fave to the chalk one. Enjoy! :

LEBRON & KOBE NIKE COMMERICAL: UNSTOPPABLE GAME TAPE

LOL.

LEBRON & KOBE NIKE COMMERCIAL: 3 RINGS

Orlando Magics defeated Kobe and his Lakers last night 108-104 to bring the series to a 2-1 Los Angeles lead. The game was good!

I wonder if Kobe and Gasol didn't turnover the ball towards the end of the 4th quarter they would've won.

As promised. The 2nd edition to my fav commercials ever!

LEBRON & KOBE COMMERCIAL: CHALK

It's no surprise to anyone that I'm a huge Lebron James fan. Yes I am a witness.


And of course Kobe is the man.


So it was definetely not a surprise that I went cuhhhrazyyyy when I saw these Nike commercials that have been airing.


I'm gonna post each one of the puppet commercials everyday for kicks. This chalk one has is one of my favorites out of all of them.


Enjoy! And does anyone know where I could get the Lebron puppet???


20 dollar chinese food. Game timeee. 233333. two three. Woooooooo.