E.S.P JEN: GOLD MEDALIST CASTER SEMENYA TO UNDERGO GENDER TESTS

All the top runners in the world are in Berlin right now competing for a coveted gold medal.





South African Caster Semenya won a gold medal last night for the 800M but she couldn't really celebrate her well earned victory due to the fact that just three weeks ago she had to endure a gender test!





How rude!

The IAAF asked the South African athletics federation to conduct the gender test after Semenya came out of nowhere setting a world leading time of 1.56.72 seconds at the African junior championships in Bambous, Maruitius.

The test, which takes weeks to complete, requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecolegist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender!

Semenya's family aren't worried about the scrutiny because they say the test results will show for a fact that she's a woman despite her deep voice & masculine like body.

How frickin embarrassing is this for her?! To know you're a woman & still have to take a frickin medical exam to prove it? Hey at least u won that gold mama. . . or papa. Just playing!!!

E.S.P JEN: BOLT SHATTERS PREVIOUS RECORD HELD BY HIMSELF!

Usain Bolt previously held the World Record for the 100M race at 9.69 seconds when he bodied all the other runners at the 2008 Summer Beijing Olympics.




Well the fastest man in the world or at least at sprinting has done it again this time in Berlin! Sorry there aren't subtitles:

Unbelievable!!! Jamaican everyone cuhrazy! haha. I know that was dry but I tried!! And may I add I feel really bad for Tyson Gay? He ended the race with 9.71 seconds but was outshined by Bolt tremendously. That's still a quick friggan speed!!




I wonder if Bolt learned how to run fast because of all that crime out in Jamaica, Jamaica. Kidding Kidding.